Don’t judge a job by its uniform or its pop culture portrayal.

Take our spin on an alternative (yet still accurate) description of this popular hourly gig:

Seeking versatile workplace vet who’s available nights and has experience dismantling potential bio-hazards. Candidates should be light on their feet, able to lift heavy objects and trustworthy enough to keep valuable company secrets.

Can you guess who this is? If you’ve got an answer – or you give up – check here.

• It’s not too soon to look for summer jobs.

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